Posted by: Garrick | August 21, 2007

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“Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This is my boomstick! It’s a twelve-gauge, double barreled Remington. S Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right… shop smart. Shop S Mart… You got that?!!”

Bruce “Don’t call me Ash” Campbell
Army of Darkness.

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